Harry Potter likes funny Jaws.
He (Harry) is learning to sing in case he gets to serenade some lucky girl!
These guys are cool and their singing is not bad too!
Harry Potter and Jaws!
Monday, August 13, 2007
Harry Potter and Deadly Addictions
Harry Potter and Deadly Addictions
What are they?
Deadly to whom?
Self mostly and other times to others.
You see, for addictions to work, it takes two.
You and your ego. Or if you're lucky, with someone else.
Cigarettes are cool.
Malboro man ads, celebrities smoke on stage, on movies...
Who needs lungs anyway?
Some over-rated smelly balloons...?
Just stick a pipe in your chest.
Or hold your breath like this little fella.
So, the good news is:
You choose what you would like to get.
An Australian ad goes, you can choose lung cancer, emphysyma, etc.
Then there are the drugs...
Ecstasy, LSD, coke...
Hey honey, "Before sex, or after sex?"
Julius Caesar...come back here!
Orgies are back in style!
Some people prefer to remember who and where, of sex.
Metadone.... just look at the drugies on the trains. Half-stoned.
Glazed eyes. Brains fried from listening to country songs or Barri Manilow?
Arggghh!
Help! Save me from becoming Shark Fins Zzoup Poop!
Hmm... tell me which!
Tell us what deadly addictions you have.
Harry Potter and Deadly Addictions.
What are they?
Deadly to whom?
Self mostly and other times to others.
You see, for addictions to work, it takes two.
You and your ego. Or if you're lucky, with someone else.
Cigarettes are cool.
Malboro man ads, celebrities smoke on stage, on movies...
Who needs lungs anyway?
Some over-rated smelly balloons...?
Just stick a pipe in your chest.
Or hold your breath like this little fella.
So, the good news is:
You choose what you would like to get.
An Australian ad goes, you can choose lung cancer, emphysyma, etc.
Then there are the drugs...
Ecstasy, LSD, coke...
Hey honey, "Before sex, or after sex?"
Julius Caesar...come back here!
Orgies are back in style!
Some people prefer to remember who and where, of sex.
Metadone.... just look at the drugies on the trains. Half-stoned.
Glazed eyes. Brains fried from listening to country songs or Barri Manilow?
Arggghh!
Help! Save me from becoming Shark Fins Zzoup Poop!
Hmm... tell me which!
Tell us what deadly addictions you have.
Harry Potter and Deadly Addictions.
Labels:
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cancer,
drugs,
harry,
harry potter,
jaws
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Harry Potter - Do You Leave The Toilet Seat Up?
Harry Potter Deathly Hallows and Toilet Etiquette...
Argghhh! Men!
I have to remind mine to close the lid after he uses the toilet!
You see, according to Feng Shui legend, toilet represents all the bad stuff!
Yeah, we know!
I even saw this jingle on the back of a friend's bathroom,
"If you sprinkle while you tinkle,
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie..."
Haha... maybe some of you have other `sayings' which you can contribute to this post.
Hence, when we use the BIG HOLE!!! we should close it before we flush all that S*** down the gurgler...
Kind of like, stopping the bad energy from escaping....
Now, I am not sure what this little SWEETIE TWEETIE is looking at, but he must have blocked sinuses!
Hey Sweetie, go somewhere else for your glue-sniffing-fix!
Master of Potty, is Mr Harry Potter.
Argghhh! Men!
I have to remind mine to close the lid after he uses the toilet!
You see, according to Feng Shui legend, toilet represents all the bad stuff!
Yeah, we know!
I even saw this jingle on the back of a friend's bathroom,
"If you sprinkle while you tinkle,
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie..."
Haha... maybe some of you have other `sayings' which you can contribute to this post.
Hence, when we use the BIG HOLE!!! we should close it before we flush all that S*** down the gurgler...
Kind of like, stopping the bad energy from escaping....
Now, I am not sure what this little SWEETIE TWEETIE is looking at, but he must have blocked sinuses!
Hey Sweetie, go somewhere else for your glue-sniffing-fix!
Master of Potty, is Mr Harry Potter.
Labels:
deathly hallows,
energy,
feng shui,
harry potter,
toilet
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Harry Potter - Chinese Pirated Potter
Harry Potter Deathly Hallows
Hmm... the Chinese really like Hally, (Chinese have problem with `r') so much so that they have copied him!
The final Harry Potter book is still being translated ...
Eager fans, impatient, have posted their own `versions' of the FINAL book!
Wow! Many Chinese J.K. Rowling! Ni-hao mah?
They call themselves, `International Wizard Alliance'.
Instead of using broomstick, the Chinese go about in bicycles!
Hally Potter.
Very Hairy Potter. Plenty of hair!
Actually, chinese men are not known for much `hair'! hehehe!
Very Hairy, Larry, Harry Potter.
Hmm... the Chinese really like Hally, (Chinese have problem with `r') so much so that they have copied him!
The final Harry Potter book is still being translated ...
Eager fans, impatient, have posted their own `versions' of the FINAL book!
Wow! Many Chinese J.K. Rowling! Ni-hao mah?
They call themselves, `International Wizard Alliance'.
Instead of using broomstick, the Chinese go about in bicycles!
Hally Potter.
Very Hairy Potter. Plenty of hair!
Actually, chinese men are not known for much `hair'! hehehe!
Very Hairy, Larry, Harry Potter.
Labels:
chinese,
hair,
harry potter,
piracy,
translation
Harry Potter - The Mind of a Villian
Harry Potter Deathly Hallows
A villian. You know, one of those ... Bad Guys.
V xxxx (the name which must not be mentioned).
Snape. I love his greasy and messy hair!
Malfoy - teacher's pet
Hmm... tell me, who are your Favourite Villians?
What is it about them that you like or hate?
Do you think that the villians in Harry Potter are `bad' enough?
Could it be, just a little bit, that you see yourself in them?
Or is it the other way round?
Hey, it's fun to be a bad boy or girl!
Girls love BAD Boys!!!
Harry Potter and Villians
A villian. You know, one of those ... Bad Guys.
V xxxx (the name which must not be mentioned).
Snape. I love his greasy and messy hair!
Malfoy - teacher's pet
Hmm... tell me, who are your Favourite Villians?
What is it about them that you like or hate?
Do you think that the villians in Harry Potter are `bad' enough?
Could it be, just a little bit, that you see yourself in them?
Or is it the other way round?
Hey, it's fun to be a bad boy or girl!
Girls love BAD Boys!!!
Harry Potter and Villians
Labels:
book,
deathly hallows,
hair,
harry potter,
pet,
villians
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